When a man says “females” this is the kind of person we see.

winnebago-on-top-a-toboggan:

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So I was cleaning my brothers room

bewbin:

bewbin:

and i had found an old dream journal that he had when he was a junior

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then i opened it

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i dont know what i  expected

it should really be called a lie journal. i dont even have a brother

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Alright.

mresundance:

tehjai:

wiwaxiasunglasses:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said…

thepageofhopes:

misanthropicshenanigans:

inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian goverents and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

I usually settle for “Neil Gaiman, Stephen King and George Orwell run a Sim City”

I usually go with ‘it’s like if nowhere from courage the cowardly dog had a radio station’

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